Buy it on itunes!! tinyurl.com Watch the Zelda Gangsta Rap! tinyurl.com If you don't know what pokemon is then go buy yourself a gameboy! Please Subscribe!! Please comment, rate, and favorite! Twitter me off!!! twitter.com It's a school night And Im at the mall with the crew Its a quarter past nine and were past curfew Ha, ha! So what? Yeah wed do it again We dont listen to our parents Well stay out till ten Head over to the Gamestop GH tres! (Guitar Hero Three) Brought my 10% coupon with me just in case It was then, on the rack, something caught my eye A couple gameboy games priced at only two for five Dang, thats a hella good deal Hold on broseph! Come on! Is this game even real? Whats pokeman? Poke man, its pokemon And its the most boss game since Ms. Pac-mon So we get the games and then we walk out the door Ladies checkin us out like we in the elite four Thats right I got blue and you know my boys got red I take my game home and thats when my girl said Listen! When you gonna take me out like you claim? Cause I know that all you do is sit and play that game Girl, Im facing Giovanni! Would you just let me save? And I cant beat his Kangaskhan if you misbehave So then she left me But you know its all good Yeah, I got my fourth badge and Im rollin hood Every lass and beauty wants me and my problems dissolvin Is there something in your pocket? No, I think Im evolving Girl, yeah would you please give me something Cause when I Pikachu (peek at you) Its like my Arbok is jumpin <b>...</b> Pokémon Gangsta Rap
This is the original... just fyi If you're going to use the lyrics in your own video, please credit this one. Thanks! Inspired by the McDonalds Rap, Ellen D. aka Vanilla Latte decided to write a drive-thru rap of her own for Starbucks. Beatbox provided by Nathan G. aka The Tall Frothy One. Become a fan of Vanilla Latte on Facebook: www.facebook.com I need a caramel macchiato so make it a grande A double shot espresso, extra whip on a latte A Tazo passion or green shaken iced tea And while you're at it, heat up a muffin for me I wanna peppermint white chocolate soy milk mocha Don't make it to hot, cuz I don't wanna choke-a I want something else, wait a second or three Yeah a pumpkin spice frap light blended coffee I wanna triple grande cinnamon latte with soy And a copy of Shep's book Beautiful Boy. Give me something else, I want something to eat Cuz a seven layer bar is my favorite treat. I want a cream cheese Danish and a hot cross bun And a poppy seed bagel, just for fun Now that I have plenty of food I got one more order so make it good A tall caramel frap with caramel on top. Flat lid two napkins don't spill a drop Don't worry 'bout payment cuz I got a gift card Hope this complicated order isn't too hard But I really do hope I get my order for free If not y'all gotta spit a rap back at me. Starbucks Rap
New video for 2008 for Ice Cube's street single called Gangsta Rap Made Me Do It. This is an uncensored version off of myspacetv. Ice Cube -...
An ode to hummus. Or however you spell it. Hope you like it. Plenty of videos to come this summer! Oh, here are the lyrics, it's kinda fast-paced: Hummus. I'm eating hummus. Dip it to my thumb-us. It's the best, beats the rest When you seem to need a paste with some taste to put on your pita Hit me, hit me With a little chick pea Got a lot of bread That's the trick, see? I'm a fast pita eater got the pedal to the metal Putting down so much bread You'd think I was Hansel and Gretel Now my bread's all gone Hmm, what's the next pick? Checkin the pantry How 'bout some bread sticks? Bust the tops off the box Dip it in all the way Put that stick in my head Like I'm Phineas Gage I got my hummus from the supermarket Don't be a weenie If you want real hummus in your stomach Then you need some tahini Is this hummus cooked? You ain't gotta boil it, yo You just need more peas than a toilet bowl You've been sitting there for hours eating? Maybe brah... It's like the toilet's eating hummus Through a crazy straw! Remy Remz in a Benz Cruisin' on a Sunday When'd you rent a Benz, Remz? I thought you rock a Hyundai Driving up to Detroit Now that summer's here Rock City? Nah man, I call it Hummusville! What, you on vacation? Sounds like a nice world Man, I'm working harder than a Valtrex in a Spice Girl Dearborn's the place where the hummus flows I thought they liked coneys, man I saw it in the Post I love dipping in the hummus, man I beg your pardon? I'm eating more paste than I did in <b>...</b> Hummus: The Rap
mp3, Lyrics, & Cameo Info: - DOWNLOAD the song: rhettandlink.com - Check out the underwater cameras we used: bit.ly LYRICS: Since the dawn of man people have swam without shirts or pants wherever they can and some dare to be are more audacious and spare underwear baring private places. Skinny dipping might be fun for some but im on the hunt for sumptin never been done in history... Why are we whispering? If we start like this; we can increase intensity. Man, I got a deep desire to swim while in my full attire. For real! I feel its time for soaking me, myself, and my clothing! i wanna float in a coat; get doused in a blouse; snorkel in a cardigan! Backstroke in a cloak; aquaboogie in a hoodie; dress up, dive in, its phatdippin! Phatdippin! My fellow americans, let me be clear Phatdippin! I mandate phatdippin this year Phatdippin! The countrys in the tank, Im just being real Phatdippin! Is it too late to add this to the stimulus bill? if you a first-time phatdipper, by all means ease in with your sneakers T-shirt and jeans. for the more advanced, go on, take a chance wear a big poofy coat and sweat pants our advise is, check a checklist: remove your wallet and your electronic devices dont void your warranty put your phone in a baggie; hand your wallet to me. your cellulite - wont see the light got a farmers tan? -- still a ladies man got back-ne? - whats backne? back acne - ew, nasty all the la-dies may be pitching a fit... but on the inside they sayin I love to phat dip <b>...</b> Phatdippin' Rap
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www.youtube.com Click the above link to watch Oh, Hayabusa! (Halo 3 Noob Song)! Left 4 Dead 2 Rap by patfan8326 and skullkruncher13 Here's the sequel to our most popular rap!! Lyrics To Left 4 Dead 2 Rap ..." onmouseout="mouseOutImage(this, '4', 'FFFFFF')" onmouseover="mousOverImage(this,'CSVCuqhQ7Gs',1, '4','DD424E')" /> Left 4 Dead 2 Rap
*Please Subscribe* The name explains what this rap is all about. Enjoy :-) Check out some of my links twitter.com www.myspace.com Check out Keaton Andrew Photography keatonandrew.com http Check out my friends hat business myspace.com Please Rate this video 5 stars, Leave a comment, and Favorite! Thanks so much for the support Comment me the secret code: Josh kicks Beavers!! Thanks =) The Randomness Rap
(Update: lyrics are back up: www.gregslab.com ) I should point out that there are some really grimace-worthy lines in the main verse. There is no need to point this out. I assure you: I, too, cringe every time I hear them. Please bear in mind that all this came about years ago, during my high school days. Original description -- Physics Guy Rap
www.goremy.com Hey friends! My friends and I just spent the day watching football and playing Mario Kart. This video resulted. Hope you like it! Thank you to my friends BJ and Q for their help! And thank you to Langley High School (my alma mater) for not kicking me out. LYRICS 2:20 is money Because my school is out But I ain't taking the late bus I'm heading straight to my couch Cuz I got a Wii. I got a mii. You gotta see I gotta be right back because now I gotta pee I'm gonna need a prescription I'm feeling weak in the heart I need 100cc's of Mario Kart Flying mad just like a bee I fly with ease, I'm super dooper I'll gladly take the lead as I go weave through koopa troopas. I like salt and winning races. But hold the sodium Just try to go deny me Cuz you know I'll top that podium Me and my Mii, we a team Ain't nobody can beat us But I won the Mushroom Cup Me too--when I was a fetus No I ain't gonna cower if I happen to see Bowser Because I'm gonna put a green shell up in his trousers And Luigi, you wont see me I'm passing you quick I got more speed than Carlton that one episode of Fresh Prince And hey, DK, it's you I'm gonna jettison Spin you out with a banana for a taste of your own medicine And Princess, I'ma hit you in the face with a shell You hit a girl like that in real life you're going to jail Toad, I'll make you explode send you to the next world, man You gonna get dumped just like me by my girlfriend What, I could have a girlfriend That's the truth, I ain't <b>...</b> Mario Kart: The Rap
LEFT 4 DEAD : by skullkruncher13 and patfan8326 PLAYLIST: www.youtube.com FOR MORE MACHINIMA GO TO: www.youtube.com Left 4 Dead Rap...
----------------- Get this song on our 27-song CD (with poster): ‪rhettandlink.com or on iTunes: ‪bit.ly or on Amazon: ‪bit.ly ----------------- LYRICS: Cheddar: why you up in this store? what you lookin for? cheese? I'm cheddar, I'm much better than the rest of these. Swiss: don't speak too fast, you need to get a load of dis I'm Swiss [cheddar:] okay white boy, they get the gist... Got more holes in my body than my boy 50-cent Curdled on the streets -- Geneva represent! Parmesan and Romano: We're Vinny and Louie fuhgettabout the other cheeses We're so hardcore, you gotta grate us to eat us Limburger: you other chumps are weak if you ask me I can bring you to your knees with my pungency... Goat: I'm not weak I'm strong I'll add flavor to your salad -- all night long. chorus: we know you want to put us in your mouth and chew. don't you? we know you do! (you know we know we know you do...! ) The Cheese Rap
www.Facebook.com www.Twitter.com www.JoshSundquist.com Here's what it's like to walk a mile in my shoe(s). www.AmputeeRap.com LYRICS I got one leg but a smile on my face You'd be smiling too If you had my par-king space My leg is cut off Way up at the hip But I using these crutches I run pretty quick Using these crutches I ghost ride the whip When I walk by People stare and they gawk, I'm a handicapped hustler with a natural pimp walk Did you lose your leg in Iraq? No, I lost it in a shark attack. The real true answer Lost my leg cancer, But it don't stop me I'm a one legged dancer I can break and c-walk And soldier boy too, I can do the stanky leg g How bout you? I go hard on the dance floor Set it on fire Crutch tips worn down So I'm a low rider I was reading up on twitter Some guy wrote a tweet Said he can't dance Cause he's got two left feet Now he's my follower Says I'm his hero Cause when it comes to left feet Yo I got zero. People always trying to hold the door once they notice I got less than four AMPUTEE Listen up people don't feel sorry for me! AMPUTEE The glass is half full I still got three! In morning I wake up ten seconds after you Cause when I put my swag on I only tie one shoe And when I do the laundry It totally rocks Because unlike you I don't hafta pair my socks I ain't scared to fight No not one bit I'll just unleash My pendulum kick I'll swing my arm and crack your cranium Cause these crutches Are made outta titanium To borrow the expression Give it <b>...</b> The Amputee Rap...
www.youtube.com Click here to watch Aliens VS Predator Rap by TEAMHEADKICK Make You Bleed (Assassins Creed 2 Rap Music Video) by TEAMHEADKICK TEAMHEADKICK takes on Assassins Creed 2 in this comedic rap about killing for a living, hanging out with prostitutes, running from the guards, and not listening to Justin Biebers music. EVER. This is what a hip hop music video would look like in 1472 Italy. Enjoy. MP3 Available on iTunes, Amazon, and Worldwide under TEAMHEADKICK Lyrics Im like a Ninja, Hiyaa, come to make you bleed Tip toein through the shadows, cause Im light on my feet, Jumping off rooftops, using stealth to kill ya Its like Ive been here before, this place is looking familiar With a price on your head, theres no place you can hide Ill use swords, blades, spears, poison, arrows, and knives I take lives away, until there aint none left, Im not a fan of Justin Bieber, Im the Angel of Death I put the Ass in Assassin, Im kind of a Clown But the guards will never catch me I dont want to get found, Signing mad contracts, and and racking up bids Takin way more hits than Rihanna did Ohhhh, And did I mention Im the master of disguise Stab you right in your back from behind 3 times Was it me, or him, or somebody else When you see me come a runnin then youll poop yourself Some People have normal lives, My only friends are blades, poisen arrows, and knives Some People have a death wish Ill Ghost you motherfucker, make you UN exist Its looking Bleak, I come to make you bleed <b>...</b> Make You Bleed...
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HALO 3 : by pat12. A rap about the greatest Halo 3 player ever. Made by skullkruncher13 and patfan8326. ..." onmouseout="mouseOutImage(this, '4', 'FFFFFF')" onmouseover="mousOverImage(this,'m4J5mEdQcaI',1, '4','DD424E')" /> Halo 3 Rap - "The...
This may be obscure to many. This was originally going to be an entry for a video contest, but then I started getting silly. I hope you enjoy the result. Check out my other videos and/or feel free to subscribe! Also, check me out at: www.goremy.com Thanks to dubzattic for the beat! Warcraft: The Rap
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www.youtube.com Click this to watch Halo 3: ODST Rap (Music Video Machinima)! Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Rap (Music Video Machinima) by patfan8326 and skullkruncher13 Remember to check out our Album! tinyurl.com follow us on twitter: twitter.com/JTMachinima stay updated by our blog: jtmachinima.blogspot.com become a fan on facebook: tinyurl.com Download ths video as a podcast on iTunes: itunes.apple.com LYRICS -- Modern Warfare 2 Rap CHORUS: Call of Duty is truly the best game, I can Go and play it all day without no shame, cuz with Modern Warfare Two I do the same thing Playiní all night cuz sleep is just lame, and I Let the trash be spoken untamed In the xbox microphone, Iím pwniní insanely Teabagginí people even though they canít see me Iím rockiní COD: MW2, namely Skullkruncher13 Up on the gamer scene I wasnít the only who thought COD Was the dream Until I seen something crazy Right next to me It made World at War Look so yesterday But Modern Warfare Two? What is this thing, dude? And I couldnít begin to think Because my eyes were glued So I looked at my bro We both know whatís up Whip out the cash little man, We gonna buy this stuff Next thing I know, The Xbox ring is flashiní I can hear the COD disc Itís spinniní fast and, I canít wait to start all the Smash and blastiní And now I know itís time For me to kick some ass in. CHORUS Now haters hate All you want, But itís just a mistake Cuz I will make You astonished As Iím honestly blatant You think that Iím <b>...</b> Modern Warfare 2...
Google and Yahoo trade nasty punchlines in the Search Engine Rap Battle. searchenginerapbattle.com There are three separate battles MSN vs Google, Google vs Yahoo, and MSN vs Yahoo. Produced by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia and David Fine. Directed by David Fine. Created by Seedwell. --------------- LYRICS Yahoo: His skin is so pale, he's already fatigued The only sports you play are in my fantasy league Look at this guy, hes so white that its scary This guy is whiter than Sergei and Larry I heard your new motto for saving the world You do no evil, if evil's a girl My design is the biggest, yours is much smaller That rainbow is fruity, like your free Odwalla Uh, and who's countin too? You asked Jeeves for a brokeback mountain view You haven't changed your style since 1992 You cant get my name out your head, Ya-hoo! Google: Who is this guy? is he still alive folks? I thought he died with Alta Vista and Lycos Im smarter than you, and you know it, its sad Thats why you pay me to serve all your ads You got no game, youre old like Atari, I tried to load his homepage - it broke on Safari Tell me cowboy, do you feel lucky? Im the good, hes the bad, youre just the ugly Trying too hard, your design is insane This guy has an exclamation point in his name! You wanna test my manhood? you'll see my stock rise Lets both lift our hoods and compare index size GOOGLE vs YAHOO -...

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